Macromedia advises you to embed Flash in a way that is invalid, proprietary, and unable to display an alternative for the 10% of users without the plugin. After a series of dead ends, I found the only truly working solution – two objects separated by conditional comments. It's not elegant, but it works.
The Texy! nomination in the Czech Open Source 2006 competition brought me one thing above all: a collection of insults from people who have never created anything. Here's a showcase of them – and the reason why you feel like telling the entire open-source community to fuck off and just create in English.
Are PHP's magic __get() and __set() frustrating you? Same here. That's why I came up with a trick inspired by Delphi – public properties with accessor methods, no switches, with phpDoc support and protection of private members. An elegant hack for the time when PHP didn't yet support properties.
Sometimes progress means going backward. I created a converter that rewrites PHP 5 OOP constructs – abstract classes, interfaces, access modifiers, exceptions, and more – into equivalents that work in PHP 4. You can try it out live right away.
Remember when PHP4 copied objects like a paranoid librarian making backups? I built a tiny compatibility layer that tricks PHP4 into behaving like PHP5 — just extend one class and let references do the dirty work. Good programmers declare their variables anyway, right?
Texy! has become the Godot of the Czech web – everyone was waiting, nobody had seen it, and yet a small cult formed around it. The beta is officially out under a dual GPL/commercial license, and I'm looking for brave testers and translators willing to work for eternal glory.
The most complex text formatter I know – typography, tables, CSS, valid code, and Czech national specifics including non-breaking spaces after prepositions. Is it incompatible with anything else? Sure. But why be compatible when you're better?
That's all. More articles are on the way.